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dj_excy
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 Posted - 2008/10/11 : 19:36:42
nice one axle :)
hope this one amuses ppl :)
Gary Glitter announced from his cell today that after he has
served his time he and his family will be jetting off to Florida, USA to start
afresh...
He Said "As soon as I get out, I am going to Tampa with the kids"
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2012/01/21 : 21:52:26
hey i was bored so i decided to post up some more jokes for you all enjoy:)
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster. What would you have?
2 ft. of my cock in your ass.
what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!
Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"
What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
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chill out and take some hash coz excy's out 2get ****in mashed!!
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