Blackcrow
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United Kingdom
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 Posted - 2011/07/28 : 12:04:35
I've just bought Miami Vice the 80's version, after I read somwhere GTA Vice City is losely based upon it, but I didn't realise just how losely based it really was.
Sonny/Pig1: I'll tell ya what bud, I dont know about you, but ay sure dont think that a grant from the high atorney wil shur amant to a hull a beans in thus tan.
4 Painfull hours, and 50 frames later (Me thinking, is my DVD on F***** slo-mo or something??)
Girl Screams, because someone gets an Ice Cream thrown at them.
Billy Jones Mgee: Thats What I think of the attorney......
The Projectionist gets a new reel.....
*POP*
(Me thinking WTF is this Shit)
Pig2. Now let me tell you something about how we do buisiness down here, are yoorl tellen moy that yo dont even have permission from the NYPD to work down here (Pilot part 2)....
YAAAWWWWNNN.
.....Question: And now some pregnant lady gets a bottle stitched in her face because the guy wanted her lunch money??
......Now lemme tell you somin sucker....
(Answer: nope I guess not)
....Are all the criminals, back in they're "Condo's" masturbating or something, when they could be out Jacking Cars, Extorting Corupt cops in broad dayligh in front of a judge, Beating up schoolkids, Torching whole buildings, spray-painting a penis 40ft across a billboard.
I Think it's a shame that all that retro aesthetic is wasted on old-fashioned gay purism.
Why cant they hurry up and make a GTA game...blah...blah....
Alright the last part was harsh, (The Bit I Ninja-Edited out) but Miami Vice is just PAAAINFULL, how it wasted all that Aesthetic , Musical Culture, Fashion, the outfits ect....Or something thats slower paced than an incontinet tortoise.
(Question is in subject line) ;-)
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Edited by - Blackcrow on 2011/07/28 21:27:55 |
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