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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/15 : 16:32:38
whats black and white and cant fit thru a revolving door?
a nun with a spear thru its head
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milo
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 Canada
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Posted - 2003/01/15 : 16:57:16
bring on the dead baby jokes =)
How do you fit 100 dead babies in a telephone booth?
blender
how do you get them out?
straw
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
you can't f*ck a rock
what's the difference between a truck load of brick and a truck load of dead babies?
you can't unload the bricks with a pitch fork
what's worse then ten dead babies in one garbage can?
one dead baby in 10 garbage cans
how do you make a baby stop crawling in circles?
nail gun their other leg to the ground too
what's black and white and red all over?
the highway after a baby tried to crawl across
"Everybody... rock, rock on.. "
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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/15 : 17:33:22
^^^ those jokes make me 
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jonny
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 United Kingdom
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Posted - 2003/01/16 : 04:45:14
just a few very "funny" jokes from a pack of wotsits.
what is thick, black, floats on water and shouts "knickers"?
crude oil.
wot goes aaaaaaaaaaaaa?
a sheep with no lips
wots brown and sounds like a bell?
dung
wot do u call a man in paper underpants?
russell
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dj_stey_iz_ere
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 United Kingdom
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Posted - 2003/01/16 : 08:49:55
how do u get 100 starving peopel in a telephone box?
throw a tin of beans in
how do u get them out?
run past with the tin opener
worse thing you can do is throw a brick thro a window and ask 4 it bk
worse thing you can do put a person in a pitch black circule room and ask them 2 find the corner or u will kill thm
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fostino2000
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 United Kingdom
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Posted - 2003/01/16 : 11:47:53
True Story:
This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade and probably the
century: Mr Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires". The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The lawyer sued... and won!
In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire, and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."
NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine. This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.
ONLY IN AMERICA!!!
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DJ Mouse
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Posted - 2003/01/16 : 13:18:21
lol i've heard that one before,shame on him :P
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Stevie c
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 Belgium
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Posted - 2003/01/21 : 02:20:45
What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard!!
What goes 99 clonk
A centipede with a wooden leg!!
Your into the sound of Rebellion
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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/21 : 03:02:39
A man woke up every morning and passed gas. After about eight or nine years of marriage, his wife finally said, if you fart any more, you'll fart your guts out. Being a butcher, the wife decided to put pig scraps in his pants so he would wake up, and not do it anymore. She put the scraps in his pants that night.
He woke up in the morning and went across the hall to the bathroom. Two long hours later, he came out and stated, honey, you were right about me farting my guts out BUT WITH THE GRACE OF THE DEAR LORD AND THESE TWO FINGERS. I GOT THEM BACK IN THERE.
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Stevie c
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Posted - 2003/01/21 : 03:15:10
That's fantastic!!
Your into the sound of Rebellion
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toxic
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Posted - 2003/01/21 : 03:19:11
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
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